Hey, so…

This is a collection of my written work. It is intended to be satire. Unless you don’t find it funny, in which case, it’s not. I hope that you enjoy what I’ve done.

A Brief Explanation of Who I Am.

That is me.

My name is Ashish Ipe, and I believe that the board game Monopoly should be abolished. My reasoning is twofold.

Firstly, the game is decided within the first few rounds, where, through luck and nothing else, you land on spots to buy. Afterwards, you are made to go through the motions, intending to bankrupt your friends till they have nothing. An awful goal that requires no skill and takes forever to accomplish.

Secondly, you should not be able to buy public services solely intending to drive up prices. It is an amoral game that rewards capitalistic brainrot. Children cannot be exposed to this depravity.

A Series of Letters

Here we have a series of letters written from the perspective of unique personalities. Each personality has either a grievance to address or bad news to convey. As is the case with most letters.

Things on TV

Here I will be posting material related, however loosely, to a movie, TV series, advert, or any other form of media I may have seen and thought to myself, ‘Yikes’.

Guides

Do you want a better life? Of course, you do. Do you want to be able to make your elbows sharper, impress an 1820s warlord, and live off of fish-bait for the rest of your life? W-why not?