It’s a well-known fact that 9 out of 10 dentists have unequivocal and absolute trust in Dentaall toothpaste. It has the right level of fluoride – not too much, not too little, depending on whether or not fluoride is a good thing or not.
But, as always, there is a holdout keeping Dentaall from receiving the perfect score it so deserves. He begins by saying that he’s ‘just playing devil’s advocate,’ which as we all know is code for ‘I’m an annoying bastard who wants to stir the pot.’
He claims to be an independent thinker yet he only ever seems to offer his view after everyone else has already revealed theirs. Then with clearly feigned hesitation, he says the words ‘just playing devil’s advocate,’ as if a malevolent entity associated with a history of violence needed representation in a debate about oral care.
It’s not even an opinion, it’s just the opposite of a common opinion. But he proceeds with the belief that he is the one holdout from acclaimed film 12 Angry Men. Soon he will convince the other 11 men – in this case; 9 dentists – to come around to his side. And he will do it in the style of a classic Hollywood film from the 1950s. First he’ll say something stoically, then HE’LL SHOUT, then he’ll sit down, rub his face, and resume his previously stoic tone, and then SHOUT AGAIN and this time MORE EFFECTIVELY!
But to his and no one else’s surprise, the other medical professionals remain unfazed and stand by their medically arrived at views.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend Dentaall toothpaste. The other is a piece of shit.
The Ipe Collection 