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Personality Quiz! Which terrible event from 2020 are you most like?

Are you Covid-19, the Australian Bushfires, the threat of world war 3 or a goddamned murder hornet?

The year 2020 is now five and a bit months old. Halfway there and we’ve seen so much absolute nonsense. From a pandemic to the death of a sports icon to the sudden appearance of murder hornets (What the shit?!) to the erosion of multiple democracies to the sudden disappearance of murder hornets (that’s even scarier, is it hiding on my back?).

But between worrying and moaning about all these horrible things, invariably the question arises; if I were a terrible, no-good story from this year, which one would I be? Which one resonates with the disaster of a human being that I happen to be?

Answer the following questions and find out!

Question 1: How would your friends describe your personality?

  1. Infectious
  2. Fiery
  3. Known to go nuclear at times
  4. I’m a goddamn murder hornet

Question 2: Which of the following do you hate the most?

  1. Large Gatherings
  2. Dingoes and/or snakes
  3. Foreigners
  4. I’m a goddamn murder hornet

Question 3: Which of the following is your favourite colour?

  1. The colour of the wall I’ve been staring at for the last 2 months because I’ve been home all day
  2. Flaming red
  3. Red, white and blue, and red, white and green
  4. Orange and Black like a murder hornet

Question 4: Which of the following is your favourite movie?

  1. Contagion
  2. The Towering Inferno
  3. Saving Private Ryan
  4. Dial M for Murder (Hornets)

Question 5: Where would you like to travel next?

  1. Closest grocery & back, nowhere else
  2. Australia, and I’d like to make a real mess of things when I’m there
  3. Direct flight from the US to Iran
  4. Can’t go outside, murder hornet will get me.

If you answered;

Mostly option 1 – You are The Coronavirus!

When you show up people take notice, even if at first they pretended not to see you. You have however been known to end parties all on your own and you probably murdered your 75 year old uncle. That’s just the vibe you generate. The ‘I killed my elderly uncle’ vibe. It’s a vibe that transcends borders. You are a global disaster.

Mostly option 2 – You are The Australian Bushfires!

You have a passionate spirit that expresses itself mostly through rage. You’re abysmal at gardening and you have been caught committing several acts of animal abuse. You don’t quite have the worldwide effect that people who answered mostly 1 have, but you do tend to thrive (negatively) greatly on a local scale. Also, you’re a dick to koala bears. Shame on you for that.

Mostly option 3 – You are A Possible World War 3!

A sensitive soul. Easily upset. A heavily armed toddler. Would be willing to cause despair among millions for whatever silly thing you believe in.

Mostly option 4 – You are Murder Hornets!

Severely misunderstood. You will probably die in 22 days. That is not a threat, I think that’s the lifespan of a hornet. Will go down with a fight though. Credit to you for that.

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