We have found it. The very height of man’s arrogance.
One moment he was squinting, the next he was conspicuously pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. He then excused himself, claiming he simply could not see clearly enough. Could not see clearly enough. As if this level of vision was beneath him.
This man thinks he’s soo important that he needs to see clearly. Oh wow, will the world explode if the words are a bit blurry? Yeesh. Chill out.
He has yet to inform the general vicinity as to whether he is near-sighted or far-sighted. No one really cares but it is certain that he does. We bet the self-important brat is just itching to scream to the world that some text is too far to decipher. He would say ‘decipher’ and not ‘read’ like a normal person because that is just how pompous he is.
The pure hubris to hold this belief that for some inexplicable reason they think it is absolutely imperative that they can see a bit better than normal.
Please take all this into account while making a final decision regarding disciplinary action against me. I realise I knowingly crushed a co-worker’s spectacles but, really, I’m fairly justified. Thanks.
The Ipe Collection 