Get ready for the heist of the century! From daring escapades and thrilling schemes, to a cavalcade of quirky characters, this film is going to have absolutely none of those things!
To keep up with the latest trends, suave career-criminal Danny Ocean is reported to spend the entirety of the two-hour run-time sitting at his computer, right-clicking and saving NFTs onto his Dell. That’s right, Danny Ocean uses a Dell. Who would have thought?
It may not be cinematic but it is a true to life portrayal of the world in which we live. Grey, hollow, lifeless, and only to be used by the wealthy. But with the right editing and the perfect soundtrack, we could get yet another passable, semi-enjoyable way to kill 120 minutes of our lives!
NFTs are all the rage right now, with millionaire celebrities doing their best to hawk these useless yet pricey jpegs. What is the value of a cartoon ape that anyone can screenshot and have for themselves? Apparently thousands of dollars.
In this remake, Danny Ocean will be armed with a mouse with his key skill being the ability to use said mouse. All those NFTs at his mercy. Waiting to be ‘stolen’. I suppose that’s the word we can use here.
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