Haunted Mansion:
The last 14 homeowners have gone insane, murdered their families, and hanged themselves from the chandelier. How did they get all the way up there without a ladder? Unclear.
Good Investment:
What are the odds of this happening 15 times? Well, it’s crazy it happened 14 times already, but don’t forget, it comes with a fancy chandelier.
Haunted Mansion:
No appreciation in value. If you were hoping to turn a profit, too many deaths in the house mean it will never increase in value.
Good Investment:
Cheap House! Maybe if you wait, there will be a 15th, 16th and 17th death in the house and that’ll drive the price down to practically nothing. That’s right. Free housing. What bourgeois pig says no to a free house?
Haunted Mansion:
If you do happen to be murdered by ghosts, then by the laws of ghosthood, you too will become a ghost. Cursed to exist as an invisible nuisance wandering the same home for eternity.
Good Investment:
Guaranteed shelter! Doesn’t matter who comes in next, you’re here to stay.
Haunted Mansion:
Ghosts are constantly trying to move furniture around to spook you. So there’s the added hassle of having to put things back in their rightful place.
Good Investment:
Free interior decorators! We all want a change now and then. In a haunted house, unseen spectres will plan your layout on your behalf, and move your furniture for you!
Haunted Mansion:
There’s a very high chance that the spirits hate you and disapprove of your lifestyle. You don’t want that kind of negative vibe.
Good Investment:
New Friends! Friends for life! What are ghosts but friends you cannot see, anyway?
In all honesty, RIP to all those other homeowners but I’m sure you’re built different.
The Ipe Collection 