My day as a life coach editing motivational posters.

Honestly, it takes me a while to get in the flow of making these. But it’s good advice. You should be doing things.

Bet you’re wondering what that something should be. That is for you to figure out and me to never think about again.

I don’t even know the meaning of the word. Cos it’s too long.

Listen, what you don’t know can’t hurt you. There’s really no benefit to knowing things. You gotta stop.

Are you functionally useless too?

I’m not going to sugar-coat it. Some people are bad at stuff. All you have to do is accept that and avoid doing that stuff.

I converted to pescetarianism and you should too.

Honestly, being a pescetarian changed my life. For the better, to be specific. My skin is clearer, my blood has more iron, I’m an inch taller, and my bank balance is not worse. Things are going great.

I will admit. I fully clocked out at this point.

Listen, at about the three-poster mark, you run out of ideas and start using the first thoughts that come to you with no further edits.

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