Things may have been rough lately but a life-changing opportunity has just landed on your lap! Here’s a posting for a job for which you would be the perfect candidate. You even have some former co-workers over there. You haven’t heard from them lately and their social media has been scrubbed, which is unfortunate. They probably love their job so much, they don’t care about posting online.
The job posting proceeds as follows.
About the Job
Who is Frawd Inc.?
We are revolutionising society with cutting-edge ideas that create disruption, deliver solutions, and focuses on the transformation of visionary innovation, all while not committing any crimes.
Frawd Inc. is passionate about not engaging in tax evasion, dumping of radioactive waste in people’s backyards, torture of humans or animals, bribery etc.
But people love accusing major corporations of inappropriate behaviour. We need someone to protect us.
Overview
You may have heard of the terms ‘sacrificial lamb’ or ‘scapegoat’ before, but too often it is made to sound a lot more unnerving than it actually is. In reality, it’s a cushy life. The lambs, goats, and other domesticated creatures are usually well-fed, and they spend their days frolicking in a field. It is a dream life that they lead. Who wouldn’t want that?
As stated already, Frawd Inc. does not engage in any criminal activity. To be clear, the role is only as a potential scapegoat. As we are innocent, your day to day will be limited to frolicking in fields.
Your role
- Signing documents
- Speed-reading (if you want to just skim those documents, that’s fine too. Preferable, even.)
- Taking responsibility
Benefits
- A six-figure salary with the condition that you are not convicted of any crimes. But why would that happen, right?
- If you are convicted, a taxi will be provided for your family to visit you in prison. No return taxis provided.
Could this be it? Are you a click away from changing your life? Is that a good thing?
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