So, you want to be cool, uncaring, and aloof. You also want people to know that you are being cool, uncaring, and aloof. Unfortunately, sometimes you can be so good at being mysterious that no one notices. What’s the point of that? Here’s how you can have it both ways.
Speak only when shrouded in darkness
“Who is that? Their silhouette is mesmerising. I bet they know more about everything than I do.” That’s what everyone thinks about people who make lengthy monologues in the dark. You want to talk. Of course you do, you can’t shut up. But if you use the shadows, you can maintain your mysterious aura while you yap.
Be vague
You can say a lot of stuff, as long as you also say things like “the sands of time fall where they may” or “all of this will be lost like tears in the rain”. What does it mean? Why are you saying that right now? Whoever is listening can figure it out.
Wear a hood that covers the top half of your face
Is this the personification of death as we know it? No, it’s just you. How interesting. The rest of us have to know more, but you’re not going to tell us anything, are you? Except for your name, place of residence, and where to find you online.
Imply involvement in major international incidents.
Say something like “Have you heard of that awful thing that happened in that place that was in the news recently?” Follow this up by subtly implying your involvement by saying “I wonder if they will be able to catch me, I mean, whoever it was that did it. “
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