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About a month (One decade in coronavirus-time) ago it was reported that an asteroid was travelling unnervingly near the Earth’s path. If for some unfathomable reason you do not want all life on the planet to face a premature extinction, what follows are some ideas to stop our deserved destruction. Or at least avoid one …
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Wikihow finds themselves in the hottest of hot waters – scalding, some may say – as they have been officially sued for publishing an article that authorities believe may have aided an attempted murder. The suspect who goes by the name David, for all intents and purposes, is a dunce that appears to be incapable …
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Brace yourself; K-861 has just announced an open invitation to his 1 year old cat’s surprise birthday party. A synthetic being with an excessive amount of nerves is celebrating the birth of a feline. An entirely pointless affair for a myriad of reasons. It’s a cat. Does it comprehend the very concept of a surprise, …
A local man was left red-faced, one kidneyed and possibly on death’s door when he removed his own kidney before finding a buyer. There’s a classic saying about counting your chickens before they hatch. That is; don’t do that. This stems from a common mishap wherein foolhardy farmers would overestimate their egg to chick survival …
Betrayed by your own five-fingered devices! BETRAYED! Much like Former Roman Emperor & current overused reference; Julius Caesar, many civilians were stabbed in the back by their right-hand men. In this case, statistically; their right hand. You may know your hand as merely a tool you use in order to pick things up, throw things, …
It’s a well-known fact that 9 out of 10 dentists have unequivocal and absolute trust in Dentaall toothpaste. It has the right level of fluoride – not too much, not too little, depending on whether or not fluoride is a good thing or not. But, as always, there is a holdout keeping Dentaall from receiving …
Has this ever happened to you? You don a black turtleneck sweater, gather your creative energies and birth an idea so incredible that you know for certain that the world will never be the same. And then your friend -who by the way; is not a lawyer - comes up to you and has the …
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We got our very first look at Robert Pattinson’s batman and I am mostly on board. Will he be red most of the time? Does he radiate the redness? Does the majority of this film take place in a darkroom where photos are developed? We can only speculate but hopefully it's a yes to all …
There’s only twenty four hours in a day. When you spend most of those hours philandering that leaves precious little time to, you know, actually do your job. It may come as a surprise to some that a number of academy voters haven’t even seen Parasite. Is this because of the subtitles? Do they take …
The coach of a local football team was left red-faced as his team, fresh off completing a suspension following a doping scandal, fell to a 6-0 defeat to their rivals. This came despite not one, but two motivational speeches over the course of the match. The first came before kick-off, as he passionately screamed his …
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