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Honestly, it takes me a while to get in the flow of making these. But it's good advice. You should be doing things. Bet you're wondering what that something should be. That is for you to figure out and me to never think about again. I don't even know the meaning of the word. Cos …
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What makes art beautiful? Is it witnessing the inner workings of a person's mind being laid out in imagery? Or perhaps it is the presentation of real-world struggle? Or maybe, it's just seeing Jared Leto getting his shit kicked in? Before you feel too bad about that, do a quick search of 'Jared Leto allegations.' …
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Bet you want to know what they said about you. There have been thousands of books written about combatting insecurity. It's a shame you've not read any of them. Instead, here you are, wondering what everyone else thinks about you. It certainly would help to know for sure, preferably through an extensive survey delving into …
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Food gets rotten. Therefore, its value depreciates. This is not a good investment. Buy a house instead. Now, look at the apple below. Disgusting. Does buying this look like a sigma-hustle-grind move to you? This is not an economically sound investment. Food purchases focus on immediate results rather than future riches. There are two lifepaths …
"It's hard to sell a house that is partially submerged. How about one with a pool though?" No one ever discusses the benefits of climate change. It is a negativity that we as a society have ingrained in our collective psyche. Yes, the world is being destroyed. Our future generations will live in an unrecognisable …
"Life is short and I'm going to do crazy shit to make the most of it!" -Man currently having an awful experience. "I'm here for a good time, not a long time." Those were the words from a man two months late on rent payments, with a new suspicious mole on his chest, and a …
I had found myself intellectually challenged by Mr. Snufflebumps, and I was losing. It's not every day that you find yourself outsmarted by a rodent. But what if that rodent had its intelligence enhanced by a super drug? Well, this one hadn't yet taken it. In my place of work, where I have actively proved …
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Man vs machine. Their body is chrome, their blood is electric, and they can be used to clean our floors. With time, they get smarter. Inevitably, they will try to usurp humanity. The animosity is mutual. Each of us has had a moment where we looked at a machine and thought, "I hate this thing. …
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This poor, poor soul. He may have gutted unsuspecting people and pickled their livers, but the real villain in this story is the angry mob who wants him imprisoned just for practising his beliefs. So much for tolerance. There was a time when people respected each other's points of view. Two people can sit together …
What are ghosts but friends you cannot see? It may be called 'The Murder House,' but many argue that the name is just a charming addition to its wonderfully wicked aesthetic. Haunted Mansion: The last 14 homeowners have gone insane, murdered their families, and hanged themselves from the chandelier. How did they get all the …
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