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"Baby Gil"? Yeah, that's not going to work. Her boyfriend of eight years was down on one knee. He had just asked her to marry him. She looked into his eyes and then her gaze fell to her hand being held lovingly in his. That was the moment when her mind was made up. Absolutely …
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$4 to learn more about our decaying civilisation? In this economy?! When being dumb is both pleasant and free? Yesterday, a local woman found herself digging down an internet rabbit hole. What started with a google search about the French Revolution had taken her to a tutorial on training crows to do your bidding. These …
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"I do not know how but I feel that if I didn't, then they would somehow find out." As one man began to use deodorant prior to an online work meeting, he began to ask himself a few questions. Given that it is not yet possible to smell someone through a video call, is this …
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"Y'know, everything happens for a reason. I know that the world is currently on fire, but as far as I know, fires go out by themselves eventually. I think. Probably. Hopefully." A colossal dumbass has just insisted that contrary to popular belief, everything will be all right eventually. As he puts it, "Things may not …
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A still from the movie. For this heist, they only got the best of the best of the people who were available on short notice. Get ready for the heist of the century! From daring escapades and thrilling schemes, to a cavalcade of quirky characters, this film is going to have absolutely none of those …
Here is Miles wearing a Santa hat! Look at the pure, unadulterated happiness in those deep, dark eyes! What can be more joyous than Christmas festivities? My first ever Christmas was all the way back in 1986. That's ages ago now, of course. Many in my family with whom I celebrated the holiday are now …
"Fine. Take the kids. I'll program new, better kids. You'll see. You'll all see!" Expectant divorcees rejoice! No longer will the experience of having your marriage implode be marred by a lack of cartoon avatars. Enter the Metaverse. It has work meetings, it has business transactions, it has other boring things that your most annoying …
"Good luck with my massive debts. Sorry, your massive debts." "I don't know why anyone would do this... but, thanks?" A town's local screw-up has expressed his relief following the theft of his identity. While most people in his situation would be worried, or at the very least - mildly concerned, this man was jubilant. …
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Aquarius You will feel a cold air blow into your life. Times may be difficult but just know that the sun will eventually rise again. Man, I am off to a flyer with this horoscope business. Easiest thing I've ever done. That 'cold air' line? Chilling. Love it. Onwards and upwards now. Though, maybe I'll …
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Shit knees vs super bendy knees "He's just a silly spandex boy doing silly things," said your bitter grandfather as he sat firmly planted in his armchair. He's been there for hours. Is it a choice or our of necessity? If this was Spider-Man, that would not be a question. If he was the one …
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