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Yay? Everyone rejoice as another nation has made a bold step into the 21st century.For years, the nation known formally as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has been ruled by the patriarch of a family of despots. This has made their choice of name somewhat ironic.Korea? Yes. Republic? Uh. People's? Ha. Democratic? Nope.There has …
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An email sent by a semi-disgruntled client has managed to find its recipient in a state that can only be described as 'well'.This particular email announced at the top that it desperately hoped, nay, needed to find her well. And lo and behold, it did.In these trying times where every email between irregular confidants has …
After much debate it has been unanimously decided that all mentions of life before coronavirus struck shall now be referred to as 'a distant memory'.Remember your uncle's wedding back in January? Well, it should be quite hazy because it was a long, long time ago. If instead, you can recall it perfectly, that is your …
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Graphic Design is my passion. Tik tok had the audacity, the sheer gall, to steal our personal, private, oh-so special data. Now all of China knows of our rythymless moves. They're probably mocking us right now.Don't they know that that information is reserved solely for ourselves, social media companies based in the US, and whoever …
The woman pictured above has been through absolute hell. A harrowing experience. Her freedom to infect and kill her fellow person has been violated! Struck down like it meant nothing!Armed with a sign and a bare face, she made her points very clear. The mask is becoming like a muzzle! Because now she is unable …
Mark Zuckerberg. Innovator. Entrepreneur. Offputting, reptilian, robot. Mark Zuckerberg. Founder of Facebook. Owner of Instagram. Current recipient of mockery on both platforms. In the mid 2000s, the Harvard dropout launched a website that was intended to bring people around the world together. Unfortunately everyone has gathered on that site to relentlessly bully him for being …
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Was this worth the effort? Will anyone get it? Those were the questions that a soon-to-be husband was asking himself mere minutes before he was to tie the knot and be joined with another human being for hopefully the rest of either of their lives. But these did not pertain to the idea of being …
Here’s some cause for celebration. A child as young as 11 that had been employed as a soldier by an aspiring terrorist group has managed to escape a life of front-line violence! No more will he be taking hostages, bombing enemy vehicles, or mangling corpses. Instead he will be ordering other children to do all …
My dearest Polycorp, Last night I found myself awoken by the most frightening of nightmares. In this horrid vision I had seen a weird looking fellow. Clearly under 5 foot 9. Absolutely appalling. Dressed in my official merchandise I outran this freak of nature faster than my meet-and-greet tickets sold out. Despite my impeccable workout …
An artist whose passion is photo editing's impression of the Television A smart TV that was created as a foreign sleeper agent to spy on the public has recently found itself working far more hours than ever expected. In the wake of a global pandemic that has seen millions around the world working from home …
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