I don't know where this is going either.
This is where I will be posting the developments of this world or another.
Going to have to go back to slow reading like some neanderthal. "Wow, I am really flying through this book," I smugly thought to myself. I must be a man of culture. Scholarly and literate. Possibly the most literate? Unfortunately, as I turned to the last page, an alarming realisation struck me. I have no …
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A couple in their 20s have decided to live their lives as if they were in the year 1346. Just aged 23, they claim to be old souls. Very old souls. They dress in clothing from that time, own era-appropriate furniture, and contract diseases that have not been heard of for centuries. They try to …
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Not sure what the title is, but this does seem perfect. Things may have been rough lately but a life-changing opportunity has just landed on your lap! Here's a posting for a job for which you would be the perfect candidate. You even have some former co-workers over there. You haven't heard from them lately …
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Look at this and tell me you think you're gonna be okay. Is this an honour or a warning? If Forbes thinks you're doing a great job, it probably means you are in the middle of committing some type of crime. Don't worry. Nobody snitched on you. They do not have any inside information. There …
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He may not know how to properly use a computer but he does know your mother's maiden name. You thought this young man had a genuine interest in your life? He's always been there for you. Remember when your dog died and he sent you a condolence message? Remember how he then asked you about …
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Bet you want to know what they said about you. There have been thousands of books written about combatting insecurity. It's a shame you've not read any of them. Instead, here you are, wondering what everyone else thinks about you. It certainly would help to know for sure, preferably through an extensive survey delving into …
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"It's hard to sell a house that is partially submerged. How about one with a pool though?" No one ever discusses the benefits of climate change. It is a negativity that we as a society have ingrained in our collective psyche. Yes, the world is being destroyed. Our future generations will live in an unrecognisable …
"Life is short and I'm going to do crazy shit to make the most of it!" -Man currently having an awful experience. "I'm here for a good time, not a long time." Those were the words from a man two months late on rent payments, with a new suspicious mole on his chest, and a …
This poor, poor soul. He may have gutted unsuspecting people and pickled their livers, but the real villain in this story is the angry mob who wants him imprisoned just for practising his beliefs. So much for tolerance. There was a time when people respected each other's points of view. Two people can sit together …
"Baby Gil"? Yeah, that's not going to work. Her boyfriend of eight years was down on one knee. He had just asked her to marry him. She looked into his eyes and then her gaze fell to her hand being held lovingly in his. That was the moment when her mind was made up. Absolutely …
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