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$4 to learn more about our decaying civilisation? In this economy?! When being dumb is both pleasant and free? Yesterday, a local woman found herself digging down an internet rabbit hole. What started with a google search about the French Revolution had taken her to a tutorial on training crows to do your bidding. These …
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"I do not know how but I feel that if I didn't, then they would somehow find out." As one man began to use deodorant prior to an online work meeting, he began to ask himself a few questions. Given that it is not yet possible to smell someone through a video call, is this …
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"Y'know, everything happens for a reason. I know that the world is currently on fire, but as far as I know, fires go out by themselves eventually. I think. Probably. Hopefully." A colossal dumbass has just insisted that contrary to popular belief, everything will be all right eventually. As he puts it, "Things may not …
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A still from the movie. For this heist, they only got the best of the best of the people who were available on short notice. Get ready for the heist of the century! From daring escapades and thrilling schemes, to a cavalcade of quirky characters, this film is going to have absolutely none of those …
"Fine. Take the kids. I'll program new, better kids. You'll see. You'll all see!" Expectant divorcees rejoice! No longer will the experience of having your marriage implode be marred by a lack of cartoon avatars. Enter the Metaverse. It has work meetings, it has business transactions, it has other boring things that your most annoying …
"Good luck with my massive debts. Sorry, your massive debts." "I don't know why anyone would do this... but, thanks?" A town's local screw-up has expressed his relief following the theft of his identity. While most people in his situation would be worried, or at the very least - mildly concerned, this man was jubilant. …
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Shit knees vs super bendy knees "He's just a silly spandex boy doing silly things," said your bitter grandfather as he sat firmly planted in his armchair. He's been there for hours. Is it a choice or our of necessity? If this was Spider-Man, that would not be a question. If he was the one …
"I'm learning surgery on Skillshare too." Do they not have anything else to put up on their wall? Perhaps an actual medical degree? 'I'm self-taught,' is not what you want to hear your doctor say when you ask them where they learnt medicine. You also would not want them to launch into a passionate diatribe …
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The shortest game of chess ever. A record has been made. Win or lose, one man has etched his name into the pantheons of history. An icon in his field. Forever to be known as one of the foremost players of the game. But did he actually win? He hasn't made it clear as yet. …
Step into the boots of the dumbest bastard most respected man in sport; the referee. Finally, after two decades, the pinnacle of e-sport has been reached. Players will now be able to take control of the game. Properly. Armed with a whistle and backed up by a team of buffoons experts. Weird, hipster fans of …
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