The act of assassination involves a lot of variables and is often easy to get wrong. Also take into account that novichok takes time to be made, probably. In order to ease the process, a new form to be filled out by Russian opposition members will include a field for preferred date of assassination.There are …
This Anarchist Group Seems Suspiciously Organised
What do you mean 'We have a plan'? Doesn't that go against everything you stand for?A group of anarchists quite clearly did not read the definition of 'anarchist'.Not to be confused with antichrist which is described as someone supremely evil.As per google, the definition of anarchist is 'a person who tries to bring about anarchy'. …
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Progress! This nation’s next dictator is a woman!
Yay? Everyone rejoice as another nation has made a bold step into the 21st century.For years, the nation known formally as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has been ruled by the patriarch of a family of despots. This has made their choice of name somewhat ironic.Korea? Yes. Republic? Uh. People's? Ha. Democratic? Nope.There has …
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Woman found well by email
An email sent by a semi-disgruntled client has managed to find its recipient in a state that can only be described as 'well'.This particular email announced at the top that it desperately hoped, nay, needed to find her well. And lo and behold, it did.In these trying times where every email between irregular confidants has …
Memories of life before Coronavirus now classified as ‘distant’ or ‘hazy’.
After much debate it has been unanimously decided that all mentions of life before coronavirus struck shall now be referred to as 'a distant memory'.Remember your uncle's wedding back in January? Well, it should be quite hazy because it was a long, long time ago. If instead, you can recall it perfectly, that is your …
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One woman’s harrowing tale of being asked to do the bare minimum to stop a pandemic.
The woman pictured above has been through absolute hell. A harrowing experience. Her freedom to infect and kill her fellow person has been violated! Struck down like it meant nothing!Armed with a sign and a bare face, she made her points very clear. The mask is becoming like a muzzle! Because now she is unable …
Man creates entire website designed for people to bully him on.
Mark Zuckerberg. Innovator. Entrepreneur. Offputting, reptilian, robot. Mark Zuckerberg. Founder of Facebook. Owner of Instagram. Current recipient of mockery on both platforms. In the mid 2000s, the Harvard dropout launched a website that was intended to bring people around the world together. Unfortunately everyone has gathered on that site to relentlessly bully him for being …
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Groom who made a mannequin his Best Man so that he can refer to it as his Best ‘Man’nequin, now unsure whether his friends, family and bride will get the joke.
Was this worth the effort? Will anyone get it? Those were the questions that a soon-to-be husband was asking himself mere minutes before he was to tie the knot and be joined with another human being for hopefully the rest of either of their lives. But these did not pertain to the idea of being …
Inspiring: This child-soldier escaped a life of front-line violence to become a child-warlord!
Here’s some cause for celebration. A child as young as 11 that had been employed as a soldier by an aspiring terrorist group has managed to escape a life of front-line violence! No more will he be taking hostages, bombing enemy vehicles, or mangling corpses. Instead he will be ordering other children to do all …
Sentient television tired of working overtime these past few months.
An artist whose passion is photo editing's impression of the Television A smart TV that was created as a foreign sleeper agent to spy on the public has recently found itself working far more hours than ever expected. In the wake of a global pandemic that has seen millions around the world working from home …
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The Ipe Collection 