I don't know where this is going either.
Here is where you will find miscellaneous items that I either did not bother or did not know how to classify.
Not sure what the title is, but this does seem perfect. Things may have been rough lately but a life-changing opportunity has just landed on your lap! Here's a posting for a job for which you would be the perfect candidate. You even have some former co-workers over there. You haven't heard from them lately …
Continue reading "Really promising job posting for ‘Scapegoat’ position."
We are not alone. I have seen extraterrestrial beings with my own two eyeballs! But how good are my eyeballs? I stare at screens all day and don't eat any carrots. Maybe they are not a reliable source? Help me out with this. UFO There is no reason to travel that close to the moon …
Continue reading "Is that a UFO or am I just a nearsighted man looking at an airplane?"
Here is Miles wearing a Santa hat! Look at the pure, unadulterated happiness in those deep, dark eyes! What can be more joyous than Christmas festivities? My first ever Christmas was all the way back in 1986. That's ages ago now, of course. Many in my family with whom I celebrated the holiday are now …
Aquarius You will feel a cold air blow into your life. Times may be difficult but just know that the sun will eventually rise again. Man, I am off to a flyer with this horoscope business. Easiest thing I've ever done. That 'cold air' line? Chilling. Love it. Onwards and upwards now. Though, maybe I'll …
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Yeah, I bet you like this stuff, you weirdo. There I was, perusing Instagram stories from my friends, observing their lives while on a snack break when I’m hit with this doozy of an ad. Adopt a landmine sniffing rat. So many questions. The first set of which were of the ‘what’ variety. What is …
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Is this the height of man's arrogance? We have found it. The very height of man’s arrogance. One moment he was squinting, the next he was conspicuously pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. He then excused himself, claiming he simply could not see clearly enough. Could not see clearly enough. As …
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I have destroyed so many lives. The people who are unfortunate enough to cross my path, should they live, come to regret it. So, can they just stop bringing it up?? It makes me feel bad! I am fully aware that I have wreaked havoc and struck terror in the hearts of many. I do …
Continue reading "The real victim is me, for feeling bad about being a supervillain."
"I would never kill four people!"What about one?"That wasn't the question."I'm asking a different one now."Listen, you said it yourself; these murders are clearly linked. Four innocents slain in the prime of their lives in uncannily similar ways. I can't even fathom the inner-monster that would compel someone to take four lives!"Did you kill any …
Are you Covid-19, the Australian Bushfires, the threat of world war 3 or a goddamned murder hornet? The year 2020 is now five and a bit months old. Halfway there and we’ve seen so much absolute nonsense. From a pandemic to the death of a sports icon to the sudden appearance of murder hornets (What …
Continue reading "Personality Quiz! Which terrible event from 2020 are you most like?"
An artist's (Karishma Ipe's) illustration of the man in question. Thirteen years. Thirteen years I’ve been breaking my back. Kid comes in, somehow takes a week. Impossible. He’s such a rookie, he hasn’t even developed a crippling caffeine addiction yet. There’s absolutely no way he’s cracked this case. I need to think this through from …
The Ipe Collection 