Printed on 418 off-white pages, it is 0.6 inches thick and weighs 0.25 kg. Bram Stoker's 1897 classic 'Dracula' has inspired countless works centred around its titular character. The themes may have stood the test of time, but what about the often glossed-over physical details of the book? In this review, I will be assessing …
Rating movies in terms of how badly Jared Leto gets hurt in them.
What makes art beautiful? Is it witnessing the inner workings of a person's mind being laid out in imagery? Or perhaps it is the presentation of real-world struggle? Or maybe, it's just seeing Jared Leto getting his shit kicked in? Before you feel too bad about that, do a quick search of 'Jared Leto allegations.' …
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New Ocean’s 11 movie is just 2 hours of Danny Ocean right-clicking and saving NFTs.
A still from the movie. For this heist, they only got the best of the best of the people who were available on short notice. Get ready for the heist of the century! From daring escapades and thrilling schemes, to a cavalcade of quirky characters, this film is going to have absolutely none of those …
Totally Unrealistic: In 180 episodes of Seinfeld, George Costanza gets murdered 0 times.
Upon completing the 180th and final episode of Seinfeld, it has come to my attention that at no point did George Costanza get bludgeoned to death. A gross misstep on the showrunner’s part. I understand that there needs to be some degree to which we suspend our disbelief. But I already accepted that Kramer could …
10 ways to defuse the tension after an alien just burst out of your colleague’s chest.
Is there a moment more relatable than when your colleague sprouts an alien out of their chest? Sitting at a dining table, taking in an anecdote about this or that, when suddenly they begin violently convulsing. You think to yourself, 'oh that's just Phil being Phil'. Then you hear a crack. Blood and viscera are …
‘Stranger Things’ music director hard at work, googling ‘80’s music’.
If all else fails, in comes the synth. Another season of the hit Netflix show ‘Stranger Things’ is currently in production. Everyone is hard at work but no one more so than their music director. The show is known for its 80’s aesthetic. To be clear; the 1980’s. There is a certain arrogance among currently …
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Hide your general ineptitude by knowing how to play chess!
“I’m really only good at this one specific thing. What are the odds of it becoming relevant somehow?” Do your friends mistakenly believe you to be competent? It is probably because you play chess. Remember Ron Weasley? If you don’t, he was the hapless, feckless and freckled friend to the saviour of a fictional wizarding …
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We hired lip readers for a masked event because clearly we don’t think things through.
The Report in Question Invoices have been received, fees paid, and with a loud sigh, we can confirm that we are complete idiots.You guys remember this pandemic going on? Because we clearly forgot. Yes, our staff has been halved because of it, but there was this boat stuck in a canal which was a tad …
The Suez Canal – Evergreen Ship Situation Explained in Detail.
Boat got stuck. Looks kinda funny. Look at this dork. Silly ship. There's not a lot else to say really.You know how when you were a child and you could squeeze past a hole in some fencing like it was no big deal and then years later you revisit your childhood home but because the …
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Advertisement for toaster claiming to be able to change your life, clearly making a promise it can’t fulfill
"This toaster will change your life". Okay, you can try but you're a toaster. I don't have high hopes. What kind of life are you living where a toaster can have any significance?An Instagram ad for a toaster has made the fairly outrageous claim of being able to change your life forever. Bearing in mind …
The Ipe Collection 