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"I do not know how but I feel that if I didn't, then they would somehow find out." As one man began to use deodorant prior to an online work meeting, he began to ask himself a few questions. Given that it is not yet possible to smell someone through a video call, is this …
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Here is Miles wearing a Santa hat! Look at the pure, unadulterated happiness in those deep, dark eyes! What can be more joyous than Christmas festivities? My first ever Christmas was all the way back in 1986. That's ages ago now, of course. Many in my family with whom I celebrated the holiday are now …
Just checked to be sure Okay let's calm down here. Slow your roll. I googled "financial advice please help no money" in search for legitimate assistance. Not to be mocked by some hoity-toity, privileged website author who bandies about words like "assets" and "portfolio". "Skip your Starbucks coffee today," they say. Okay, I've been doing …
"I'm learning surgery on Skillshare too." Do they not have anything else to put up on their wall? Perhaps an actual medical degree? 'I'm self-taught,' is not what you want to hear your doctor say when you ask them where they learnt medicine. You also would not want them to launch into a passionate diatribe …
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The shortest game of chess ever. A record has been made. Win or lose, one man has etched his name into the pantheons of history. An icon in his field. Forever to be known as one of the foremost players of the game. But did he actually win? He hasn't made it clear as yet. …
Upon completing the 180th and final episode of Seinfeld, it has come to my attention that at no point did George Costanza get bludgeoned to death. A gross misstep on the showrunner’s part. I understand that there needs to be some degree to which we suspend our disbelief. But I already accepted that Kramer could …
Physical Violence The result of every game of table tennis comes down to what’s going on in players' minds. Instill fear in your opponent’s mind by threatening to beat the shit out of them. The threat of physical violence puts you in a commanding position. Attempt to scare off your opponents as soon as the …
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We've all had that same nightmare haven't we? Running late for work, grab what you think is a belt only for it to turn out to be a snake. It doesn't care that you've made an honest mistake. It attacks you like the vindictive, slithery thing that it is. We've all had that dream, right? …
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"A-are you guys okay? I didn't actually say it was a trick." A man wearing a magician's hat, cape, and wand announced that he would be sawing a member of his audience in half. A clean split by the sounds of it. Bear in mind that he had not actually said he was a magician …
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“I’m really only good at this one specific thing. What are the odds of it becoming relevant somehow?” Do your friends mistakenly believe you to be competent? It is probably because you play chess. Remember Ron Weasley? If you don’t, he was the hapless, feckless and freckled friend to the saviour of a fictional wizarding …
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