Do you want a better life? Of course, you do. Do you want to be able to make your elbows sharper, impress an 1820s warlord, and live off of fish-bait for the rest of your life? W-why not?

I don't know where this is going either.

Do you want a better life? Of course, you do. Do you want to be able to make your elbows sharper, impress an 1820s warlord, and live off of fish-bait for the rest of your life? W-why not?