In a serious misunderstanding of the role, an unnamed company’s Head Designer has announced a one nose per head limit.
This is in keeping with centuries-long assumed practices but it is now official as of yesterday. It is unclear how much working life will change but some have claimed this declaration to be ableist to a degree.
Though this restrictive rule has been set, generosity was in abundance when it came to eyes. Two. TWO! Critics have also wondered what brought about this bias against noses.
Rumours have arisen that ears will also be twice as abundant as noses. This comes despite one of Earth’s greatest artists and most notable Vincents choosing to part with one of his ears. Clearly it wasn’t necessary.
But here we are, one nosed and severly limited in our ability to smell. And who delegated the right for such power?
That title; head designer? Its been a position for forever but generally they end up designing work related materials. The head designer generally looks at other people doing regular design work. That is even what the current holder’s immediate predecessor spent most of their time doing.
This is a classic case of miscommunication for which the current head designer as well as their recruiters have a lot to answer for. In what world did they think they would be given this kind of massive responsibility generally reserved for omnipotent beings? An absolute travesty.
However it is not the first case of its kind. One may recall the horrific events of 2010 when a chief operating officer performed open heart surgery.
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