My dearest Polycorp, Last night I found myself awoken by the most frightening of nightmares. In this horrid vision I had seen a weird looking fellow. Clearly under 5 foot 9. Absolutely appalling. Dressed in my official merchandise I outran this freak of nature faster than my meet-and-greet tickets sold out. Despite my impeccable workout …
ULTIMATUM-MAN
Dear Mr. Grayson, Allow me to first make clear my true appreciation for your work. The Chronicle has been a staple in every home in my neighborhood for as long as I can remember. The opinion segment in particular is something I’ve always found illuminating, even when it doesn’t jive with my personal views. A …
Dear Mrs. Henchman #47
Dear Mrs. Gargan, I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your husband has passed away due to injuries obtained after falling into a shark tank in the workplace. We believe he did not suffer after the first twenty or so minutes of being thrashed around by our resident shark, Mr. Tibbles. …
The Ipe Collection 