I don't know where this is going either.
This is where I will be posting the developments of this world or another.
You would like to be pulled from the wreckage of a collapsed building? Okay, that's going to cost you an arm and a leg which, by the looks of it, you seem to have already lost. Oh, this is at night? I'm afraid that's going to be extra. The Trickler doesn't have night-vision.After years of …
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Last Wednesday, a poor, defenseless group of hedge fund managers found themselves losing billions of dollars. For one of them it meant not being able to refuel his private jet. A truly tragic turn of events.Now how was he expected to fly around the world? He can't take a commercial airline, there's a pandemic! How …
"I'm 30 and I still don't know how to say words. I'm a colossal idiot. I never really felt I needed to say 'coup' out loud before. I am so sorry. For myself mostly"That was a quote from someone who describes himself as 'having gone through something traumatic'.You never think it will happen to you. …
Oh you're hungry? Stop complaining, you're getting a defaced moon to look at! These are heavy times. Struggle is synonymous with existence and those who have less have suffered, often times through no fault of their own. For many, this year has seen a consistent reevaluation of priorities.What people need most right now is tangible …
In a serious misunderstanding of the role, an unnamed company's Head Designer has announced a one nose per head limit.This is in keeping with centuries-long assumed practices but it is now official as of yesterday. It is unclear how much working life will change but some have claimed this declaration to be ableist to a …
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The hotly anticipated Playstation 5 will be released late this year and reports have suggested that due to its massive size, it will possess its own gravitational pull!Finally!This comes after the announcement of several new features like faster loading time, new PS5 exclusives, better haptic feedback and also a small piece of paper with the …
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“I wasn’t even gonna get a PhD, they just heard me and were like, ‘whoa, here you go.'” A local man has earned himself a doctorate in US history after he performed the entirety of Billy Joel’s classic, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”. The song whose lyrics take us through a journey of geopolitical strife …
"RIP to the other fish , but I'm different," said the narcissistic, gill-faced dumbass. Get a load of this absolute idiot. In the last two hours, six of his peers have nibbled on a dangling worm without questioning the source of this free dinner. And without fail all six appear to have been forcefully dragged …
When a close acquaintance who happened to be in the possession of a time machine was metaphorically stabbed in the back, it was immediately clear whose take on the matter was needed. A man who was literally stabbed in the back; Roman Emperor - Julius Caesar!Using our time machine which, by the way, we have, …
Trouble ahead for a young man in an earnest group discussion. The topic has shifted to a region with which he is quite unfamiliar. Not only that but it is regarding a precarious development about which he has only skimmed a headline.But his three peers appear to be well-read scholars on the whole matter. They've …
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