The shift to digital media consumption has left it’s print counterpart on its final legs, to meet an end that has come far too early. A pre-emptive RIP to print media. Soon to be gone too soon. A lot like the victim of a homicide who one detective will stop at nothing to find justice …
Public Holiday Declared in Wake of City’s Imminent Hosting of King Kong – Godzilla Fight.
"Maybe kids shouldn't be going to school while all this is going on," said one prominent government official while gesturing at the gargantuan gorilla headbutting the atomic bomb-infused lizard.Godzilla versus King Kong! The event that people who don't live in densely populated cities have been waiting for since they last wreaked havoc. Get your hard-hats …
Deeply shameful: Man realises he’s been pronouncing ‘coup’ incorrectly this whole time.
"I'm 30 and I still don't know how to say words. I'm a colossal idiot. I never really felt I needed to say 'coup' out loud before. I am so sorry. For myself mostly"That was a quote from someone who describes himself as 'having gone through something traumatic'.You never think it will happen to you. …
We spent twenty trillion dollars to laser the word ‘Hope’ onto the moon to lift everyone’s spirits!!! (Now we’ve got nothing left to actually deal with poverty and hunger but how cool is that moon thing, am I right?)
Oh you're hungry? Stop complaining, you're getting a defaced moon to look at! These are heavy times. Struggle is synonymous with existence and those who have less have suffered, often times through no fault of their own. For many, this year has seen a consistent reevaluation of priorities.What people need most right now is tangible …
Idiot fish still not suspicious of random food hanging on a hook that appears to have already killed all its friends.
"RIP to the other fish , but I'm different," said the narcissistic, gill-faced dumbass. Get a load of this absolute idiot. In the last two hours, six of his peers have nibbled on a dangling worm without questioning the source of this free dinner. And without fail all six appear to have been forcefully dragged …
Cat nuzzling owner affectionately really just using their neck as a headrest for a bit
Is this love or just lethargy? The adorable clawed spawn of hell that one young lady christened Snowball due to its plentiful, white fur has decided to express its appreciation and love for its caregiver. On one sunny afternoon the graceful beast planted itself on her owner’s neck and nuzzled her. The official dictionary definition …
Coronavirus warning to not touch face met with stunning realization that face is currently resting on hand.
Betrayed by your own five-fingered devices! BETRAYED! Much like Former Roman Emperor & current overused reference; Julius Caesar, many civilians were stabbed in the back by their right-hand men. In this case, statistically; their right hand. You may know your hand as merely a tool you use in order to pick things up, throw things, …
With Academy members too busy to actually watch the films they’ve nominated, here are some insightful observations.
There’s only twenty four hours in a day. When you spend most of those hours philandering that leaves precious little time to, you know, actually do your job. It may come as a surprise to some that a number of academy voters haven’t even seen Parasite. Is this because of the subtitles? Do they take …
The Ipe Collection 